From Coffee Desks to Cosmic Dreams: My Unrestricted Adventure to the Stars ✨🚀

Hey wonderful people! I'm Daniela Kingsley—your friendly neighborhood Space Tourism Consultant (not kidding, it's one hundred percent an actual job and more awesome than it sounds 😉), But let's go back a moment... because my story does not start with champagne toasts at zero gravity. It started with coffee stains and eyeliner smudged at 5 AM.

Chapter 1: The Girl Who Dreamed Too Big (and was Laughed At)
I graduated college with my degree in "What even is Astrophysics", and was working part-time fetching lattes for executives, and I was that girl — doodling rockets in my meeting notes and getting unreasonably excited about tweets from Elon Musk. One day my boss said to me, "Dani, space is for nerds with pocket protectors, not girls with glitter." May as well laugh last—I designed glitter resistant space suits. 💅

Chapter 2: The Hustle (and the Heartache)
I cold emailed every space startup (even the questionable ones). I received 47 no thank yous, 3 "Who is this?" responses, and one "We'll call you" (they totally didn't). And then... the breakthrough. A little start-up gave me a chance, as their "Galactic Event Coordinator" (effectively that girl who orders cupcakes with planets on them). I cried bust cried in the bathroom. Then I learned. Then I levelled up.

Chapter 3: Zero Gravity, 100% Attitude
Fast forward to today: I now help you—yes, YOU—book seats on suborbital rollercoaster joyrides 🎢, negotiate the terms for actual future astronauts, and pick which constellation you want to propose under (Pro tip: Orion’s Belt = basic. Pick Casiopeia 💫). My DMs cluttered with "How did you DO this?!" And I just tell them, "By being pretty stubborn." Also, I may have bribed a Russian cosmonaut with homeade cookies. 🍪

Why Should You Follow Me?
Well, I’m not just some guy in a suit with a Powerpoint. I’m the girl that fell down on her way to a satellite launch (hey TikTok 2M views) and still was awarded the contract. I’m going to teach you how to network like a boss, negotiate like a shark (but a friendly shark 🦈), and dream like the universe is yours. Because it is.

P.S. We are still friends. He asks for autographs still. 😘