The Outrageous Diary of Kaitlyn Clara Evans 🌏

Climate Tech Pioneer during business hours, Heartbreak Philosopher at night.

Let me be really clear: I didn’t choose this life. It chose me! The craziness, the passion, and the nonstop attempt to help fix the planet in the face of my own heart being stomped on over and over again, dramatic huh? Honey, you have no idea.

The Girl who fell for the wrong men (and the right planet)

I was 23 when I first fell in love with a guy who was going to give me the world—literally. A fellow climate activist—at least I thought. As it turns out, he didn't just offset his "carbon footprint." 🚩 Lesson learned: recycling doesn't mean he won't trash your heart.

Then there was the CEO—charismatic, powerful, married (of course). But his "strategy sessions" were often about him and less about saving the ozone. At least I got a promotion. 💼 And a broken heart.

Now? I’m done with men who can’t handle a woman who is hotter than the planet they are destroying. 🔥

Why Climate Tech? Because Love is Temporary and the Earth is Forever? (maybe)

I now trade tears for terabytes, heartache for hydrogen fuel cells. I'm building technology to save us all by day. At night? Lets just say my DMs are open—but my standards are higher than global CO2 levels.

The truth no one tells you

You can be a sexy secretary and a mastermind. You can cry over a guy and patent solar-powered desalination device. You can wear five-inch heels and kick ass.

So here I am, Kaitlyn Clara Evans. Proudly smart, obviously hot, and very single.

Follow me if you dare. 🌪️💋