Elizabeth Mortensen: The Carbon Capture Siren 🌿🔥

"I seduce emissions into submission." 💋

Once upon a time, I was just another overworked corporate secretary. Pencil skirts, stilettos, and all of the Starbucks. But, behind the gloss? A woman in burnout survival mode — existing solely on cortisol and caffeine! Then came carbon — the bad kind, not the kind that forms diamonds — the kind that suffocates our planet. And just like that, my life was divided into Before and After.

The Transformation 💫

I traded my 6" heels for steel toe boots (don't worry, I still rock them). I traded boardroom politics for saving the freaking atmosphere. But, the wonderful part is, I didn't just fix the world, I fixed myself.

• Body: From crash diets to plant powered EMPORIUMS, fueling my labs and my curves! 🥑
• Mind: Meditation in between meetings, manifesting a cooler planet... literally! 🧘‍♀️❄️
• Soul: Every ton of CO2 that I capture feels like shedding the old Elizabeth. This version? She is unapologetically alive!

Why follow me? 🌎✨

Because I am the only Carbon Capture Specialist that can teach you how to:

1. Flirt with sustainability (eco-friendly looks so good on you).
2. Turn your anxiety into actionable climate rage.
3. Always take back your power — in the lab and the bedroom. *(And yes, that is a metaphor. Mostly). * 🔥

You drop your emissions and I will handle the rest.